a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
