Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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