At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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