We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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