I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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