Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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