We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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