DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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