soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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