So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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