Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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