you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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