I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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