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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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