After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
