evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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