i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
this will be a night to untag.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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