: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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