so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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