Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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