just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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