Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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