he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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