weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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