I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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