hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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