If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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