I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You don't make any sense
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