Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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