I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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