google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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