Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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