rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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