Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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