When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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