My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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