Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
how do you play pong handcuffed?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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