he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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