I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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