Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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