ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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