idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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