Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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