You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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