Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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