Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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