she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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