haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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