You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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