I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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