I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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