he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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