So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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