my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
