we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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