Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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