i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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