So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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